The United Federation of Democratic Space Nations is proud to announce the premiere of "The Democratic Space Rangers" on March 1st, 2844. All citizens are required to view this mandatory entertainment content.

"This series exemplifies our core values of freedom, democracy, and explosive diplomacy." - Field Marshal Winchester

Recently declassified documents reveal Admiral Eisenhower's interdimensional "technology acquisition" mission that propelled UFDSN to galactic dominance.

"I didn't break the Prime Directive... just bent it for freedom." - Admiral Eisenhower

The Liberty Punch is the flagship of the UFDSN, designed to enforce democracy with maximum efficiency and firepower. It is not a warship—according to UFDSN propaganda—but rather a Defender of Liberty™, a Protector of Justice, and a High-Speed Distributor of Mandatory Freedom™.

Specifications

• Designation: FSS-741766
• Class: Freedom-Class Peacekeeping Vessel
• Launch Date: July 4th, 2844
• Length: 1,776 meters
• Crew Complement: 76 officers, 1,776 enlisted
• Top Speed: 99.99999 times faster than light (299,792,42802.07542 m/s)
• Primary Mission: Democracy Enforcement, Tyranny Removal, Peacekeeping Through Superior Firepower™
• Secondary Mission: Crisis Mediation (Heavily Armed Diplomacy)
• AI System: E.A.G.L.E. (Enforcement and Galactic Liberty Engine)

Special Features

• Deblative Hull Armor – Absorbs enemy attacks and categorizes them as minor inconveniences.
• Transporter Technology – Deploys peacekeeping personnel (or extracts leaders who suddenly wish to stand trial).
• Antigraviton Emitters – Disables enemy movement to ensure “civilized negotiations.”
• Inertial Damping Systems – Allows high-speed diplomatic maneuvers without turning the crew into democracy smoothies.
• T.A.M.M.A.S. Matrix – A Tripolar Amalgamation Multi-Modal Augmentation Sinusoidal Matrix Computer that enables quantum-level calculations, battlefield analysis, and democracy-processing faster than any other ship.
• SFP System (Side Fumbling Preventive System) – Built using real Turbo Encabulator principles, ensuring that “side fumbling” never occurs in navigation, power distribution, or freedom deployment.
• Multi-Dimensional Adaptability – Allows the ship to travel into alternate realities to ensure democracy is not confined to one dimension.
• A Cloaking Device – Liberated from the United Federation of Planets during The Eisenhower Incident.
• A Holodeck – Also liberated from the United Federation of Planets, used for diplomatic training and patriotic re-education.
• Mr. Coffee – Provides fuel for the most important resource on the ship—officers making the hard calls.

“Space. Freedom’s final frontier.” - Commander Freedomson